Position – Right Back
DOB – 25/2/1973
Apps – 149
Goals – 10
Debut v Notts Forest – Jul 2002
Worldnets – 8
Nicknames – Ainsley Ainsley, Gay

The enigmatic Ainsley netted three own goals during his early days with the club, and having finally started to rectify that with a ripper during the West London Cup in 2005, he finally got back into credit during the 2007/08 season. Still going strong as he hurtles into his late 30’s, Matt has also managed to build a fairly solid reputation for arse-wittery over the years, which is mainly down to the fact that he can always be relied on to drink his body-weight in booze on every WIFC trip. Keep him away from sambuca and straws, and don’t take up his invites for a punching competition.